I have come down with The Gout. That’s what they called it when I was a kid. I remember hearing people say, “Grandma got the gout”. Even then I knew it was such a bad mamma jamma that it had its own title – THE GOUT.
As a kid I never knew what it was, but I knew it sounded way serious. Well now that I’m fifty and holding I sure as hell know what The Gout is and it is definitely a worthy opponent. As a matter of fact, right now it is kicking my butt.
Two years ago I woke up in the middle of the night with a deep persistent, throbbing pain in my big toe on the right foot. It hurt so bad that I couldn’t even stand to touch it. After a couple days of being in excruciating pain, hobbling around on one foot and hoping it would go away, I finally took myself to the doctor. She told me that she suspected that I had gout. I’m thinking, I can’t have gout, that’s what old people get”. She went on to explain about uric acid levels and that mine were quite high, but at this time I’m still a little confused as to what the hell gout really is. After doing some Internet research, I found out that gout is actually a form of arthritis. Hell just what I need – arthritis – another sign of my seemingly rapid descent into senior citizenship.
Now this lastest attack has lasted over five days. I can’t walk, I can’t sleep, and I am barely getting around. I’ve been taking all the prescribed medication – colchicine and indomethacine, but they are not helping. Now it’s time to try some natural remedies to see if they can help. I’ve been hearing that organic apple cider vinegar relieves the pain and helps in stopping recurrent attacks. At this point they certainly can’t hurt. The Gout may be winning this battle, but I’ll be damned if it wins the war.